Present: the Office.
Absent: none. There is nowhere else to be.
1. The Office reconvened at 09:14 to settle the diameter of Small Matter No. 001.
2. A proposal of 52mm was tabled. It was described as "polite." The proposal was withdrawn by the member who tabled it, unprompted.
3. A proposal of 60mm was tabled. The Office notes that at 60mm the item ceases to be a nose and becomes a statement. The Office does not make statements.
4. 55mm was proposed. No one spoke. The silence was recorded as approval.
5. A member asked whether any of this mattered. The Chair reminded the member of the name of the Office.
6. The sitting closed at 11:40. The matter is settled and will not be reopened.
Filed: OOSM–001–D