{"title":"Home page","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"small-matter-no-001-the-nose","title":"SMALL MATTER No. 001 — THE NOSE","description":"\u003ch1 dir=\"ltr\" class=\"mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.375rem] font-bold\"\u003eTHE NOSE\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThe Office of Small Matters was founded to handle the things that do not matter enough for anyone else to handle them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThis is our first finding.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eA single sphere of red foam, 55mm, worn on the nose. It solves nothing. It optimises nothing. It has no application, no use case, and no measurable return.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eIt has been approved for release regardless.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eIssued in an edition of 550 — ten for each millimetre of its diameter. No reason was given for the rule. None was requested.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eone NOSE. MANY smiles.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store 3","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50111228117242,"sku":"0011","price":260.0,"currency_code":"SAR","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0856\/6620\/1850\/files\/ChatGPTImageAug17_2026at02_06_01PM.png?v=1787038348"}],"url":"https:\/\/oosmsa.com\/collections\/frontpage.oembed","provider":"office of small Matters","version":"1.0","type":"link"}